My bad, Harris;

I don’t really know how this website works yet so I accidentally deleted your message, but um, I think I need to stop by animal control tomorrow to drop off some paper work, so we can continue our conversation then, okay? Thanks man.

20 April 4 Permalink

thefirstmantoliveto150:

political-dynasty:

boymayor replied to your post:Girl, don’t even play like you don’t know. It’s harris. you know, from animal control?

Uh, Harris, do you remember WHAT we were talking about at that time? That would probably help you out with your equipment problem…

Ooh! What did you guys talk about? Were you offering to help with his equipment problem Ben? I bet you are pretty good with other men’s equipment.

Ben Wyatt is exceptionally proffessional when it comes to other men’s equipment. There is literally no one I trust more with my equipment, especially since they tend to be. very. very large.

 I just…uh, maybe I should call Harris, or stop by animal control. Or…anything other than talk about men’s equipment. Harris sent me a message, so I’ll…just, yeah, I’ll take care of it.

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political-dynasty:

boymayor:

political-dynasty:

boymayor replied to your post: Leslie Knope, I am truly, truly sorry to say this, but I cannot go to movie night. 

So. You, me, Jerry, 7pm. This should be fun? I’m about to head out, do you need me to pick up a movie or do you have one?

It will be fun! Oh, and Jerry’s wife, Gayle will be here too.

No worries, I’ve got one! We’re going to watch Up, per Jerry’s request. I’ve seen it like 12 times. I have never not cried while watching this movie, so you might want to pick up some tissues.

 So no Jerry time for me then, hm? And please don’t judge too harshly, but I haven’t seen Up yet. I heard it was really sad, so…I will bring lots of tissues. Not that I’ll need them, but, you know. For you. See you soon. :)

That was a lot of fun! :) And you totally cried like a baby! Baby Ben, thought he wouldn’t need tissues, but he totally used the most tissues!

I’m sorry that Jerry spilled the butter on his shirt and there wasn’t enough for popcorn. I’m also sorry that Gayle insisted I wash Jerry’s shirt so it wouldn’t stain and that he tried using one of my shirts while it washed… That was… Weird.

 Leslie, I totally don’t know what your’e talking about; I told you, I got something in my eye, and I was just trying to get it out, the tissues were helping. I always get something in my eye in the first five minutes of a movie, it’s a bad habit of mine…

And seeing Jerry trying on one of your shirts was defintiely something I thought I would never live to see. I’m afraid I will never be able to get that image out of my head, and also, I don’t really know that I will ever be able to look at you in that shirt the same way again.

But that aside, it was really fun. Thanks for including me. :)

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political-dynasty:

boymayor replied to your post: Leslie Knope, I am truly, truly sorry to say this, but I cannot go to movie night. 

So. You, me, Jerry, 7pm. This should be fun? I’m about to head out, do you need me to pick up a movie or do you have one?

It will be fun! Oh, and Jerry’s wife, Gale will be here too.

No worries, I’ve got one! We’re going to watch Up, per Jerry’s request. I’ve seen it like 12 times. I have never not cried while watching this movie, so you might want to pick up some tissues.

 So no Jerry time for me then, hm? And please don’t judge too harshly, but I haven’t seen Up yet. I heard it was really sad, so…I will bring lots of tissues. Not that I’ll need them, but, you know. For you. See you soon. :)

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